Bodily Fluid

What no one ever tells you before you become a mom is that you will be subject to all kinds of bodily fluid on probably a daily basis. In the beginning you constantly worry about it. Have they pooped? Are they peeing enough? OMG- they just had a ginormous blow out! I have whined about this on Facebook on more than one occasion. I am taking a break from cleaning our bathrooms and I just realized how utterly destroyed they are. Tyler apparently cannot pee without dousing some part of the toliet with pee. I am a stickler for clean toliets. I hate a dirty toliet more than almost anything! Our bathrooms in this rental are already slightly skeevy without Tyler's added help. I have recently tried cheerios and such to help with aim. He is improving but I think he gets a perverse satisfaction out of using his weiner as a fire hose. (!) My best bet is to invest in lots of clorox wipes I guess. Please tell me girls are easier in this respect (aside from the blueberry poop bathtub incident a few weeks ago)!